To Hell with Syrian Refugees….

I very recently got back to Beirut after spending 45 days working in the Bekaa, where, tented settlements and Syrian refugees are a sight that you cannot get used to nor forget. As I watched the rain pour down, over a beautiful Beirut city, I remembered things that were completely unrelated to one another: New…

Shove creamfields up your asses….

I honestly could not just sit there without writing something about all you whining little bitches who suddenly had their lives turned upside down because Creamfields got cancelled. A fucking party. First of all, OF COURSE ITS GOING TO GET FUCKING CANCELLED! Every fucking army in the world is at our shores with thousands of…

Freedom and the Zbourians…..

Not so long ago I came across two terminologies that made me smile… “Oligarchy” and “Kleptocracy”. An Oligarchy is “a form of power structure in which power effectively rests with a small number of people. Such states are often controlled by a few prominent families who pass their influence from one generation to the next.…

Love is not enough according to God….

Bacon tastes good. Sex is nice. Church is boring. The Bible is a tiny bit surrealistic (that part where he gives out free wine is really cool) and the Qor’an needs a software update or something. So yeah…. I think religions are basically earlier versions of the Harry Potter sequels…. and; lucky me… I get…

KONY, NATALIE PORTMAN and the Lebanese…

It has been confirmed! The one thing that defines us Lebanese as a culture and the one thing that is deeply engraved in our DNA is not that we are trilingual, it is not that we are good merchants and it is not that “we know how to partay!” it’s this: We’re a new level…