Fuck smart phones.
Seriously…. Fuck them…
I don’t get it; no battery life, breaks in a second, if you hold it the wrong way the signal is gone, it takes 7 centuries to re-boot, you only enjoy chatting and browsing the internet on your smart phone when YOU are doing it, when the person in front of you is doing it you feel like murdering them.
People can know where you are, they can know when the last second you touched your phone was. The ring tones are fucking horrible and everyone has the exact same fucking phone.
The phone covers can all be used as sex toys. All of them. Which is nice.
When in a relationship, a smart phone WILL cause you trouble no matter what you do whether it’s chat history, facebook, twitter, instagram, call log, email, even the calendar. I once got into a fight because of the calculator.
A smart phone is a very dangerous tool in the hand of a dumb person.
Those hash tagging, duck facing, butt blowing, bathroom picture taking, peace sign giving, filter applying idiots would not have existed if it wasn’t for the fucking smart phones.
I hate smart phones. Somehow instead of connecting me to society, smart phones managed to make me hate almost everyone… Chances are I hate you whoever you are…
It is for that reason that I will be going back to those hard-core non colored polyphonic Nokias.
If i don’t answer send me an sms.
you won’t know if I saw it, you won’t know if i’m typing.
but also, at least if i do talk to you, you’ll know it’s because I want to.
Fuck smart phones.
-The T times- 
Mo3ak
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My answer is the same as the taxi driver….
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Hahahahahah!!!! My second ever blog post was a rant about smart phones. I def agree about the privacy part. I do know how to handle my DSLR quite well though, but still enjoy my 15 minutes of fame on Instagram everyday. That being said, if you have a blackberry, burn it or throw it at a wall a few times. I eventually did that to mine a few months ago. Best purpose it ever served. Oh yeah, car chargers are good too (and setting your last seen time stamp to off) loving this blog and following it right now!
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I went through your blog Rita…. We should get together and hate the world….
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Being that they are proprietary walled in garden gadgets has nothing to do with it? Nothing says “I’m a corporate slave (ass nut)” like a person with smart phone.
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Said the microsoft employee?
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