So yeah…. I think religions are basically earlier versions of the Harry Potter sequels…. and; lucky me… I get to criticize BOTH! since I am half Crusader and half Jihadist by birth…. (7ada men ahle meslim bass ekhto la jedde ma bta3rif…)
Now… Whilst using a tiny bit of my analytic and processing capabilities given to me by the Almighty, i came about, what seemed to be a logical conclusion; that whoever/whatever created the Universe, created such an amazing beautiful magnificent fascinating complex marveling impossible unbelievable huge mysterious piece of art….
That I am pretty sure…
He/she/it could not give a flying rat’s fuck about Fatme’s marriage to Tony ebn el mokhtar and whether or not Bouna Gerges blessed the wedding…
So come on. Seriously Moufti dude and other dudes with beards and funky hats… If we don’t pay your organizations to “bless” our weddings we become worthy of fire and eternal damnation?
What if we love life, do not want to kill anyone, work hard, adore one another, are patriots and always do the right thing? Would we go to hell or be unworthy of your prayers only because we decided to have a CIVIL marriage?
What If we like having equal rights when we get married? I don’t want to be able to control my wife and i want her to fuck me up if I ever fuck up with her…. What if we kind of enjoy how the male brain evolved the past 2000 years, and we are no longer intimidated by a strong woman.
Or is God intimidated by a strong woman?
At the end of the day we know dear Clergy men…. You, us, we all know.
This is not about god… this is not about your holy books…. This is about control, power and economics.
You pretend to be experts on marital affairs and on how things are “supposed to be” according to your god and his scriptures… Your women are the most oppressed and rights ridden women in the world. You lawfully allow women to be raped and beaten by their husbands. Your divine unions are unfair and unjust.
You capitalize on people’s weddings and even more on their divorces.
You divide the country and feed on men’s empty brainwashed minds. You are disgusting.
You fight for control and even more for money. You do not care what the means are, you will do whatever it takes to keep things the way they are.
You keep pushing the people of this country apart and fight to keep us in the dark ages.
You make our most basic rights seem like huge demands that need divine intervention and counseling. You have maggots with prehistoric brains that believe you and are willing to kill for you and scare the rest of us into not becoming civil.
Well here is a quick look at how things are eventually going to be.
Your powers will become obsolete. Your lies will no longer be believed by the poor men who’s brains you have raped. Women will be equal to men. Fuck it, women will be more powerful than men and they should be. We men already fucked up one time too many running this world (Kindly refer to Atomic bomb and Marilyn Manson).
Gay people will be respected, given their rights, not looked upon as outcasts or possessed by some type of creature that came out of the lord of the rings.
Gay people will get married.
Abortion will no longer be a taboo subject, and that nice little girl will have a choice without fearing for her life.
Women will give citizenship to their children.
Voters will not think about which thousand year old book the member of parliament reads.
Civil marriage will be just another normal civilized process.
Your holy wars will be mocked and you will be viewed and described as the barbaric cavemen that you are.
The best predictor of the future is the past.
History has showed us time and time again that you all eventually fade away and become the laughing subject of 6th grade History books and eventually…. Civilized people always win…
The need for separation of religion from state has never been greater in this country! We should not be afraid to say it, we should not be afraid of criticizing them in any way!
And for those who say that it is not yet time to tackle these subjects I will end with this:
“We know through painful experience that freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed. Frankly, I have yet to engage in a direct action campaign that was “well timed” in the view of those who have not suffered unduly from the disease of segregation. For years now I have heard the word “Wait!” It rings in the ear of every Negro with piercing familiarity. This “Wait” has almost always meant “Never.” We must come to see, with one of our distinguished jurists, that “justice too long delayed is justice denied.”” – Martin Luther King