Netanyahu

Study confirms: Palestinians are in fact a type of Lettuce…

A group of European and American scientists from the Martin Luther King Jr. research institute were able to prove that Palestinians were in fact a type of lettuce. “This is an amazing breakthrough!” Exclaimed head of the research Dr. Abin Kalbun; “After 66 years of research we now understand why, when Palestinian children die, their…

calculator

Samir Geagea discovers calculator….

A media and news frenzy has been sweeping through the country ever since Dr. Samir Geagea (Also known as the white Nelson Mandella….) expressed his willingness to withdraw his candidacy for president of the Lebanese “republic”. There have been many analysis as to what might have sparked this move and what it’s political origins were. The…

HAMED SINNO

I am NOT a martyr – أنا مش شهيد!!

After the December 26th bombing that took place in Beirut, a bunch of people decided to break this norm that when a bomb goes off and people die, Lebanese people just go about with their lives. This is why they started this page; I am NOT a martyr – أنا مش شهيد A place for all those who believe that death is not a…

Hana' sits surrounded by her 5 kids inside their tent, Maha stands behind her...

To Hell with Syrian Refugees….

I very recently got back to Beirut after spending 45 days working in the Bekaa, where, tented settlements and Syrian refugees are a sight that you cannot get used to nor forget. As I watched the rain pour down, over a beautiful Beirut city, I remembered things that were completely unrelated to one another: New…

creamfields

Shove creamfields up your asses….

I honestly could not just sit there without writing something about all you whining little bitches who suddenly had their lives turned upside down because Creamfields got cancelled. A fucking party. First of all, OF COURSE ITS GOING TO GET FUCKING CANCELLED! Every fucking army in the world is at our shores with thousands of…